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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:06
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Quae illo minus voluptatum fugiat ea quaerat qui.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
No go.
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Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
What's wrong with white women?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
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No, not a chance
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
No way
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
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